Patrick is a good-hearted peasant who has dreams of becoming a knight. When he lands a coveted position as a squire at the royal castle, he finds out that his dream job isn't all it's cracked up to be.

To Patrick's dismay, the kingdom he held in such high regard is run by a bunch of horny monarchs, crooks, and charlatans. And to top if all off, his valor made him an outcast among his family, and his criminal siblings have returned to make his life hell.