Shot in a documentary-style format, this comedy series follows four vampires who have lived together for hundreds of years in Staten Island, New York.
Nandor The Relentless, a warrior from the Ottoman Empire, is the self-appointed leader of the group. There's also British mischief maker Laszlo, seductress Nadja, and Guillermo, Nandor's familiar.
When they get an unexpected visit from their dark lord and leader, Baron Afanas, the vampires are reminded of their century-old mission to achieve total domination of the New World.
I can feel my brain cells dying just from watching the commercials.